Silent Bert
Bert and I went to get the mail today. I bundled him up in the green pram, plonked a hat on his head and off we went. I was chatting all the way but Bert stayed silent. He examined every car that passed, every tree, every letter box and every fellow pedestrian on the way but wasn’t having a bar of his babbling dad.
As he’s such a lousy conversationalist I’ve decided I’ll take my pod when go strolling, maybe if I sing loud enough I will shame him in to a conversation.

January 31st, 2006 at 9:41 pm
Hey maybe try singing you two boys could harmonise together on your walks.